SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOES
NOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERT
BUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS
I asked my friend what they had for breakfast, because I was sick and too bored to do anything productive with my life, and they responded with “Also, I am not in a place or mood to carry a conversation.” All I wanted to know was what he ate for breakfast. It would have taken half the time, and spared all hurt emotions.
Conclusion: Mason sucks.
“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
So apparently, gay flamingos will get in a threesome with a lady flamingo, and then once she lays an egg, they STEAL IT AND RAISE IT AS THEIR OWN
“You’d think the US government had bigger priorities than treating honors students like criminals, yet here we are”
holy shit, we’re finally recognized.
Everyone should freaking watch this
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